How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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