everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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