I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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