Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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