she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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