well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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