Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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