GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
