Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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