The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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