I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she peed on how many people?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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