belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me. At least after what I've been through.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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