The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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