we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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