and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need to calm my uterus...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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