Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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