sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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