just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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