Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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