i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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