Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You can't just leave with hair like that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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