just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I need a beard to bite.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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