Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
