i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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