I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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