sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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