so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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