dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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