So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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