Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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