Sponge bath it is.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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