i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
as a side note pls kill me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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