you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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