i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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