We're like a lot better than the average bears
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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