how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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