I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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