I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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