Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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