I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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