On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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