Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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