i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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