In the future we'll all be gay
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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