what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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