big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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