I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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