How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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