Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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