what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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