Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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