hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
