You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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