are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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