you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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